Your Bend custom nickname is just $9.42 away!

On sale for a limited time only (regularly, $9.45 - save 3 cents) the Bend International Nickname Assignment Project (iNAP) will anoint you with a personalized nickname ­— it will be yours and yours alone for the duration of your life. You may use it in any way you see fit. You will receive a Certificate of Authenticity (suitable for framing - see above).