NOW ON SALE!
Your Bend custom nickname is just $7.75 away!
On sale for a limited time only (regularly, $8.00 - save .25cents) the Bend International Nickname Assignment Project (iNAP) will anoint you with a personalized nickname — it will be yours and yours alone for the duration of your life. You may use it in any way you see fit. You will receive a Certificate of Authenticity (suitable for framing - see above).