The Best Email Subject Lines, September 2001 : (as received by Bend Press) 1A) Styrofoam Hammer 1B) Pancake Hammer 2) Corn Rocket Graphic 3) Secret Stuff 4) Rafting on a River of Self Pity 5) This Letter Put Everyone on There Toes 6) 5 Ways of Getting a Job in the Girl Art Dump 7) Flagrantly Tossing Around the Big Money, Dawg 8) Your Car! 9) My Favorite Daniels 10) Piece of Mind -- Please Respond 11) [Fwd: Optical Illusions!] 12) Operation Noble Eagle? 13) The Guy With Your Job Sucks 14) "The Little Fox" 15) Tonight I Knocked the Wind Out of Myself While a Homeless Man Watched Me Fight For Air 16) Lego Customer Profile Information 17) Gallery of Hippie Horrors 18) Would U Like Your Product to be Sell in H.K.? 19) Heartvaark 20) I Sighed, But I Didn't Really Mean it 21) Feel Like I'm Dipping My Toe in a Giant Pond -- How Can Somebody Who is 31 Feel So Squirmy? 22) On My Own With Kinsey 23) More Polaroids 24) STOP SNORING IN YOUR HOUSE IMMEDIATELY