2/11/02 Hi Yip, Oh, I like cold sandwiches. How have you been? I was just fishing through a pennysaver and saw the ad for your perspiration powered remote control. Man, I knew you had it in you. I have never been very successful in the business field. My Euro-car wash failed. I had designed a large dome-like volcano which cars could park around. The soap and water would shoot out and clean the cars of inspired yuppies. Unfortunately, only a cab driver showed up on opening day. I have just eaten warm cheese and plan on rolling uncomfortably on my couch with foreign gas-pains making muffled animal noises. But back to you Charley! You impress me more than some television actors, who I have always looked up to. I am drawn to my closet. You see, I keepstained clothing there. I like to moisten the clothing, put it on and pretend I am a famous actor, depressed and on the edge of insanity. Then I make thick cut potato chips with my atra razor. Could you loan me some cash? I have no job at this time. Maybe I could work for you ! I went to the Coastal Floral Academy where I studied funeral arrangements for suicide victims. I have a limited prior employment record because I lapse into 1960's style comas, (If you have ever had a hamster you would understand the "deep sleep" concept). I have acting experience and could loan this to a sales approach. I could pretend to be mad at guys until they buy your product. You could work this with me and we could play good cop- bad cop. Since we are going into business together I will need to perform a complete indo-European examination on you. This will include combing techniques and insertion of home-made scopes into your bladder (I can install an alternate, secondary bladder in your abdomen so you will not be bothered with constant pressure). I have done this on a family member while in a work camp. If everything works out, we can move in together to stay on top of the business. I will sleep near you. Watching out for us. I will breathe warmly on your relatives when we meet. Please, call me or meet me at the yogurt hut. I am the assistant accountant there. I am still in training. The head accountant has a drill bit lodged in his femur and may be out soon. I admire and respect you, live a long time and bounce your self silly, keep weight where it feels good. — Phil E., Sir.